Thursday, July 30, 2009

Dismember

To the tune of Surrender by Cheap Trick

Mother's moldy, yes, she's moldy
Rotting in her tomb
She's oh so cold and so decayed
One sniff would make you retch

I spoke unholy, arcane words
Then her flesh was rotting off
Her dead, decrepit trunk
While she shambled 'round

Mommy's a fright, Daddy's a fright
They've just risen from the dead
Dismember, dismember
And send them back to the grave, grave, graa-a-aave

Father moans and screams all night
He's horrid and obscene
I swore we'd buried him preserved
In a casket somewhere in Queens

His sepulchre has been uprooted
Now he thirsts for gore
But that old geezer moves so slow
We have nothing to fear

Mommy's a fright, Daddy's a fright
They've just risen from the dead
Dismember, dismember
And send them back to the grave, grave, graa-a-aave

Covered all over in sores and lesions
They look so severe
Rife with grime and constant shrieking
I dread when they appear

They provoked me, their fine lad
Set on me without doubt
Got my shovel, started swingin'
I took those bastards out

Mommy's a fright, Daddy's a fright
They've just risen from the dead
Dismember, dismember
And send them back to the grave, grave, graa-a-aave…the grave!

Cheap Trick's classic original, a cowbell masterpiece…
Cheap Trick - Surrender
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Bohemian Radioactivity

To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody, by Queen

Corpses came to life
From radioactivity
Rifle at my side
Those zombies sure are hungry

Don't wanna die?
Look out for dead guys, and flee

They are cadavers, how can they follow me?
They keep shambling, oh no!
Shooting high, shooting low

Tell me why the corpse glows, will this radiation harm me?
Harm me…

Captain, they've killed my men
Can't fight what's already dead
Opened fire, then we fled
Captain, I emptied my gun
But they kept advancing on us anyway

Sergeant, oooooh
In the chopper we will fly
If we can find survivors filled with sorrow
Rescue them, rescue them, for those are your standing orders

Oh great, my leg is numb
Got bitten in the line
of duty, now it is my time
Shoot me in the head please, don't want to know
What it's like to hunger for you after death

Captain, oooooh (tell me why the corpse glows)
If I gotta die
My last wish is to not want to eat you all

[musical break]

I'd like a little sorbetto made of brain
amuse-bouche, amuse-bouche, he will peel you like a mango
My hunger is igniting, your flesh is now exciting me
George Romero, George Romero
George Romero, George Romero
George Romero, io sono deceduto-oh-ooh-ooh
I'm just a zombie, I am so hungry
He's just a zombie, and former military
Spare him your brains, for he finds them tasty!

See me run, I'm not slow, I do not move slow
Blasphemy! No! Zombies must move slow (he's not slow)
Blasphemy! Zombies must move slow (he's not slow)
Blasphemy! Zombies must move slow (he's not slow)
Zombies must move slow (he's not slow)
Zombies must move slow (oh no, oh no, I don't move slow)
Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, sloooow
Oh Zack Snyder, Oh Zack Snyder, why don't your zombies move slow?
Maximillian Brooks wrote a novel titled World War Z, War Z, War Z

So you think you can shoot me right between my eyes?
When I got bit you left me to revivify!
Heeeere's Johnny, can't do that to this zombie
Just want one bite, just want one bite outta you

Braa-ains
Braa-ains

My flesh is in tatters
Because I'm a zombie
My flesh is in tatters, and I'm always so hungry

Tell me why the corpse glows…

The original by Queen, hopefully Freddie Mercury won't rise up and track me down for this…

Monday, July 27, 2009

Eat Some Brains

To the tune of People Are Strange by The Doors

People will scream, when you're a zombie
Faces get eaten, down to the bone
Death will come quickly, to those that are tasty
Streets will run with blood when you're 'round

Eat some brains
Zombies can't feel no pain
Eat some brains
Claw your way out of the grave
Eat some brains
Eat some brains
Eat some brains

People will scream, when you're a zombie
Faces get eaten, down to the bone
Death will come quickly, to those that are tasty
Streets will run with blood when you're 'round

Eat some brains
Zombies can't feel no pain
Eat some brains
Claw your way out of the grave
Eat some brains
Eat some brains
Eat some brains

Eat some brains
Zombies can't feel no pain
Eat some brains
Claw your way out of the grave
Eat some brains
Eat some brains
Eat some brains

The doors version:
Doors - People Are Strange
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Friday, July 24, 2009

"Zombies"

To the tune of "Heroes" by David Bowie

Brains 
Brains are my thing
And yours, yours will be eaten
Though the army might drive us away
We will eat them, because we're hungry
We can be zombies, we're so hungry

And you, you can be green
And I, I'll eat guts all the time
'Cause we're undead, and that is a fact
Yes we're undead, and that is that

Though radiation—will keep us together
We could eat brains, they taste good I say
We can be zombies, for ever and ever
What d'you say?

I, I wish we could swarm
Like piranha, like piranha can swarm
Though radiation—will keep us together
We can eat brains, for ever and ever
Oh we can be zombies, we're so hungry

Brains
Brains are my thing
And yours, yours will be eaten
Though the army might drive us away
We can be zombies, we're so hungry
We can ooze pus, so disgusting

I, I can dismember (I dismember)
Forcing, our way through the wall (through the wall)
And the guns, shoot at our heads (shoot at our heads)
And we moaned, unintelligibly (grrr-mwrawh-blargh-fwrarrgh)
And the humans, were on the other side
Oh we can eat them, for ever and ever
Then we could be zombies, we're so hungry

We can be zombies
We can be zombies
We're so hungry
We can be zombies

We're undead, and nothing will stop us
Maybe we're hungry, then you better not stay
You won't be safe here, we're so hungry

The more "heroic" David Bowie original version…
David Bowie - Heroes
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

My Name Was Luka

To the tune of Luka, by Suzanne Vega

My name was Luka
I died on the second floor
Putrescing upstairs from you
Yes I think you've smelled me before

If you hear shambling late at night
Moaning, screaming, or a firefight
Lock your door and get your gun
Lock your door and get your gun
Lock your door and get your gun

I think it's 'cause I'm hungry
Since I crawled out of the ground
Ain't no room left in hell now
That's why I'm still walkin' 'round

They only scream until they die
And after that, you eat their thigh
You're just not human anymore
You're just not human anymore
You're just not human anymore

Didn't really dig my grave
Moved back upstairs again
May me borrow cup of braaaaains?
Wait, why do you run away?

I'll just gnaw on this leg bone
and lurk until you get back home
Just dont look behind your door
Just dont look behind your door
Just dont look behind your door

My name was luka
I died on the second floor
Putrescing upstairs from you
Yes I think you've smelled me before

If you hear shambling late at night
Moaning, screaming, or a firefight
Lock your door and get your gun
Lock your door and get your gun
Lock your door and get your gun

They only scream until they die
And after that, you eat their thigh
You're just not human anymore
You're just not human anymore
You're just not human anymore

The version about Suzanne Vega's bad neighbor…
Suzanne Vega - luka
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Monday, July 20, 2009

Nobody Tastes Like U

To the tune of Nothing Compares 2 U by Prince

male zombie vocals: blue
female zombie vocals: pink
both: green

It's been severed limbs and eaten brains
Since you took my life away
I hunt humans every night and creep all day
Since you took my life away

Since I been dead I slaughter whoever I want
I consumed whomever I slew
The hospital is like a fancy restaraunt
But no one
I said no one is easier to chew

`Cause nobody tastes
Nobody tastes like you

I been so hungry thinkin' 'bout your ears
It's what keeps makin' this old corpse moan
Nothing can stop arterial spray from flowing
All over us once that throat is torn

I could sink my teeth into every boy I see
Spread infection everywhere I spew
Got caught by some humans, guess what they told me
Guess what they told me
They said U better fight in this pit
Whoever's thrown in there with you
Bite, claw and chew

`Cause nobody tastes
Nobody tastes like you

All the folks you killed n' infected 
When you ate their brains
All rose up and walked away

You know that feeding without you gets twice as hard
Let's go killing and make everybody die

Nobody tastes
Nobody tastes like you
Nobody tastes
Nobody tastes like you
Nobody tastes
Nobody tastes like you

The way Prince and The Family sing it…
Prince - Nothing Compares 2 U [Live]
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Friday, July 17, 2009

Eye In The Stomach

To the tune of Eye In The Sky by The Alan Parsons Project

Don't think I'll be easily fed.
Don't try turning back the undead.
You've run away from zombies before,
but now you're gonna spurt out some gore.
I'm hungry.
I'll eat your nose
and then I'll expose your intestine.

Don't run—haven't eaten much yet.
Don't shoot, unless you can blow off my head.
I've heard the noise of flesh as it tore,
it sounds to me like you are done for,
and you're bleeding.
I'll gulp down your eyes
as an appetizer most relieving.

I have an eye in my stomach
tasting of you.
I will eat your mind.
I am a shambling ghoul,
you are my food.
I'm one step behind.
And I just wanna eat one thing more.
I'll catch you.
I will eat your mind, I will eat your mind
I will eat your mind, I will eat your mind

Don't grieve for meat that I won't grind.
Don't cry—oh, I ate your eyes, now you're blind.
Your guts are all strewn out on the floor
'cause I aint gonna eat anymore, believe me
some parts were good, but your corneas left me heaving.

I have an eye in my stomach
tasting of you.
I will eat your mind.
I am a shambling ghoul,
you are my food.
I'm one step behind.
And I just wanna eat one thing more.
I'll catch you
I will eat your mind, I will eat your mind
I will eat your mind, I will eat your mind



Here's how Alan Parsons saw things: 
The Alan Parsons Project - Eye in the sky
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