Monday, August 17, 2009

Attackin' Diane

To the tune of Jack & Diane by John Mellencamp

There's a zombie attackin' Diane
Some undead cat's come around, wanna eat her glands
His ugly face is one bad scar
Diane's combatin' zombies in her hotwired car

Suckin' out human brains, those hungry zombies
Diane cockin' her rifle's bolt
Camouflaged up in the trees
Zombie brains gettin' blown out
By a sniper unseen
Dribbles out the hole in his head
And rolls down his knees 

Groanin'
We're damned to respawn
Tryin' to kill the livin' by dawn
Groanin'
We're damned to respawn
Tryin' to kill the livin' by dawn, we walk on

Zombie falls down, lands face first on the pavement
Splits open his head, does a Tom Savini
Gotta plan, Diane, and escape the over-run city
Diane reloads and shoots another zombie

Zombies groanin'
We're damned to respawn
Tryin' to kill the livin' by dawn
We're damned to respawn
Tryin' to kill the livin' by dawn

Gotta shoot my Glock™
And reload
Find the proper frequency
On the ham radio
Hold your position as long as you can
Army's comin' 'round real soon
With munitions and men

We're damned to respawn
Tryin' to kill the livin' by dawn
We're damned to respawn
Tryin' to kill the livin' by dawn

There's a zombie attackin' Diane
Survivin' this apocalypse, best she can

"Cougar" had different connotations when John Mellencamp came out with this.
John Cougar Mellencamp - Jack and Diane
Found at skreemr.com

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