New Zombie and Old Zombie

To the tune of Ebony And Ivory, by Paul McCartney (performed with Stevie Wonder)

New zombie and old zombie

Kill their victims with numb brutality

Bite by bite, fast and slow hordes crawl forth

With gore, on the screen

Quick or slow?

Do you prefer the classics or undead nouveau?

There is blood and gore, and lots of guns

We'll eat your head

The living dead just know hunger

Not a soul will survive, next show's ten forty-five

New zombie and old zombie

Kill their victims with numb brutality

Bite by bite, fast and slow hordes crawl forth

With gore, on the screen

New zombie, old zombie, munching on bloody human meat

New zombie, old zombie

Quick or slow?

Do you prefer Zack Snyder or George Romero?

There is blood and gore, and lots of guns

We'll eat your head

The living dead just know hunger

Not a soul will survive, next show's ten forty-five

New zombie and old zombie

Kill their victims with numb brutality

Bite by bite, fast and slow hordes crawl forth

With gore, on the screen

Bite by bite, fast and slow hordes crawl forth

With gore, on the screen

New zombie, old zombie, munching on bloody human meat…

Everyone knows that ebony and ivory ain't nuthin' compared to the color green…no, not money, fool! Zombies! The dead are all equal, regardless of race or class. Hope you had a good Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.

Hooked On Brain Eating

To the tune of Hooked On A Feeling by B.J. Thomas (and made famous by Blue Swede)

My flesh won't stop peeling

Sloughs right off of me

Girl, time for your demise

'Cause I got a need

When I'm moldy

And I stalk the night

Movin' so slow

Filled with undead might…GRRAARGH!

I'm hooked on brain eating

I must keep on feeding

I'm insanely hungry

Got nowhere left to flee

Now we're gonna dine

It's her fault she's so tasty

Let's rip out her spine

It looks bad for you girl

All that blood and gore

You became our victim

Still, we're craving more

Our teeth sank right through the bone

Your shrieking muffled our groans

I'm hooked on brain eating

I must keep on feeding

I'm insanely hungry

Our teeth sank right through the bone

Your shrieking muffled our groans

I'm hooked on brain eating

I must keep on feeding

I'm insanely hungry

I would feel slightly less silly singing this version at karaoke than the original.

Feast On Brains

To the tune of You're So Vain by Carly Simon

You limped in from the wasteland and so we fired a warning shot

Our men strategically hid just out of sight

Tryin' hard not to be caught

You had one eye in your sockets and you smelled of death and rot

And all the ghouls screamed, they're crazed by the hunger

Crazed by the hunger, they'd…

Feast on brains, gobble up as much as you can chew

Feast on brains,

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM

OM NOM, OM NOM

We hacked your severed limbs right off and you didn't even bleed

Well we shot at their heads but they were not scared

They just kept on approaching

But I stood my ground and as I died I watched the others flee

Now I'm so hungry, for guts in my gullet

Guts in my gullet, and I…

Feast on brains, gobble up as much as you can chew

Feast on brains,

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM

OM NOM, OM NOM

Now I'm so hungry, for guts in my gullet

Guts in my gullet, and I…

Feast on brains, gobble up as much as you can chew

Feast on brains,

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM

OM NOM, OM NOM

Well I shambled along with the zombie horde, joined in our hunger as one

Then we stormed the reinforced encampment

To eat the holdout remaining humans

Well we savored each bite as they died

And all the parts that remained

Moved and stood upright, they're infected zombies

Infected zombies, who…

Feast on brains, gobble up as much as you can chew

Feast on brains,

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM

OM NOM, OM NOM OM NOM

Feast on brains,

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM

OM NOM, OM NOM

Feast on brains,

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM

OM NOM, OM NOM

I don't know who the original is about, but this one is about a zombie.