"Zombies"

To the tune of "Heroes" by David Bowie

Brains 

Brains are my thing

And yours, yours will be eaten

Though the army might drive us away

We will eat them, because we're hungry

We can be zombies, we're so hungry

And you, you can be green

And I, I'll eat guts all the time

'Cause we're undead, and that is a fact

Yes we're undead, and that is that

Though radiation—will keep us together

We could eat brains, they taste good I say

We can be zombies, for ever and ever

What d'you say?

I, I wish we could swarm

Like piranha, like piranha can swarm

Though radiation—will keep us together

We can eat brains, for ever and ever

Oh we can be zombies, we're so hungry

Brains

Brains are my thing

And yours, yours will be eaten

Though the army might drive us away

We can be zombies, we're so hungry

We can ooze pus, so disgusting

I, I can dismember (I dismember)

Forcing, our way through the wall (through the wall)

And the guns, shoot at our heads (shoot at our heads)

And we moaned, unintelligibly (grrr-mwrawh-blargh-fwrarrgh)

And the humans, were on the other side

Oh we can eat them, for ever and ever

Then we could be zombies, we're so hungry

We can be zombies

We can be zombies

We're so hungry

We can be zombies

We're undead, and nothing will stop us

Maybe we're hungry, then you better not stay

You won't be safe here, we're so hungry

The more "heroic" David Bowie original version…

	David Bowie - Heroes
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My Name Was Luka

To the tune of Luka, by Suzanne Vega

My name was Luka

I died on the second floor

Putrescing upstairs from you

Yes I think you've smelled me before

If you hear shambling late at night

Moaning, screaming, or a firefight

Lock your door and get your gun

Lock your door and get your gun

Lock your door and get your gun

I think it's 'cause I'm hungry

Since I crawled out of the ground

Ain't no room left in hell now

That's why I'm still walkin' 'round

They only scream until they die

And after that, you eat their thigh

You're just not human anymore

You're just not human anymore

You're just not human anymore

Didn't really dig my grave

Moved back upstairs again

May me borrow cup of braaaaains?

Wait, why do you run away?

I'll just gnaw on this leg bone

and lurk until you get back home

Just dont look behind your door

Just dont look behind your door

Just dont look behind your door

My name was luka

I died on the second floor

Putrescing upstairs from you

Yes I think you've smelled me before

If you hear shambling late at night

Moaning, screaming, or a firefight

Lock your door and get your gun

Lock your door and get your gun

Lock your door and get your gun

They only scream until they die

And after that, you eat their thigh

You're just not human anymore

You're just not human anymore

You're just not human anymore

The version about Suzanne Vega's bad neighbor…

	Suzanne Vega - luka
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Nobody Tastes Like U

To the tune of Nothing Compares 2 U by Prince

male zombie vocals: blue

female zombie vocals: pink

both: green

It's been severed limbs and eaten brains

Since you took my life away

I hunt humans every night and creep all day

Since you took my life away

Since I been dead I slaughter whoever I want

I consumed whomever I slew

The hospital is like a fancy restaraunt

But no one

I said no one is easier to chew

`Cause nobody tastes

Nobody tastes like you

I been so hungry thinkin' 'bout your ears

It's what keeps makin' this old corpse moan

Nothing can stop arterial spray from flowing

All over us once that throat is torn

I could sink my teeth into every boy I see

Spread infection everywhere I spew

Got caught by some humans, guess what they told me

Guess what they told me

They said U better fight in this pit

Whoever's thrown in there with you

Bite, claw and chew

`Cause nobody tastes

Nobody tastes like you

All the folks you killed n' infected 

When you ate their brains

All rose up and walked away

You know that feeding without you gets twice as hard

Let's go killing and make everybody die

Nobody tastes

Nobody tastes like you

Nobody tastes

Nobody tastes like you

Nobody tastes

Nobody tastes like you

The way Prince and The Family sing it…

	Prince - Nothing Compares 2 U [Live]
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Eye In The Stomach

To the tune of Eye In The Sky by The Alan Parsons Project

Don't think I'll be easily fed.

Don't try turning back the undead.

You've run away from zombies before,

but now you're gonna spurt out some gore.

I'm hungry.

I'll eat your nose

and then I'll expose your intestine.

Don't run—haven't eaten much yet.

Don't shoot, unless you can blow off my head.

I've heard the noise of flesh as it tore,

it sounds to me like you are done for,

and you're bleeding.

I'll gulp down your eyes

as an appetizer most relieving.

I have an eye in my stomach

tasting of you.

I will eat your mind.

I am a shambling ghoul,

you are my food.

I'm one step behind.

And I just wanna eat one thing more.

I'll catch you.

I will eat your mind, I will eat your mind

I will eat your mind, I will eat your mind

Don't grieve for meat that I won't grind.

Don't cry—oh, I ate your eyes, now you're blind.

Your guts are all strewn out on the floor

'cause I aint gonna eat anymore, believe me

some parts were good, but your corneas left me heaving.

I have an eye in my stomach

tasting of you.

I will eat your mind.

I am a shambling ghoul,

you are my food.

I'm one step behind.

And I just wanna eat one thing more.

I'll catch you

I will eat your mind, I will eat your mind

I will eat your mind, I will eat your mind

Here's how Alan Parsons saw things: 

	The Alan Parsons Project - Eye in the sky
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Undead

To the tune of Undone—The Sweater Song, by Weezer

[Matt:] Hey bra, how we doin' man?

[Karl:] Braaains.

[Matt:] It's been a while man, life's so rad! 

This band's my favorite man, don't ya love 'em?

[Karl:] Brains.

[Matt:] Aw man, you want a beer?

[Karl:] Brains.

[Matt:] Aw man, this is the best. I'm so glad we're all back together and stuff. This is great, man.

[Karl:] Brains.

[Matt:] Hey, did you know about the party after the show?

[Karl:] Brains.

[Matt:] Aw man, it's gonna be the best, I'm so stoked! Take it easy bra'. 

Zom-bie

Me be

Hell damned

I am

I can

kill and

fear me

flee me 

If you want to destroy this zombie

burn my flesh as I limp away 

[Mykel:] Hey, what's up?
[Karl:] Brains.
[Mykel:] Did you hear about the party?
[Karl:] Brains.
[Mykel:] Um, I think I'm gonna go but, um, my friends don't really wanna go. Could I get a ride?

Oh no

It go

It burned

Bye-bye

Who I

I kill

I stink

And you die 

If you want to destroy this zombie

burn my flesh as I limp away 

Watch me smolder, I'll soon be skinless

Lying in the grave (lying in the grave)

I've become undead 

If you want to destroy this zombie

burn my flesh as I limp away 

Watch me smolder, I'll soon be skinless

Lying in the grave (lying in the grave)

I've become undead 

I don't want to destroy you, zombie

Let's be friends, you can eat my brains

It's good to shamble, and kill the living

Lying in the grave (lying in the grave)

I've become undead 

Here's the Weezer original about sweaters, and no zombies …

	Weezer - Undone (The Sweater Song)
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The Shambler

To the tune of The Gambler by Kenny Rogers

As civilization crumbled, on my way out of the wasteland,

I met up with the shambler, captured in the combat zone.

He would try to grab me, but chains held down his hand.

Then soldiers overtook us, and he began to moan.

He said, son, I've made a meal out of eating peoples faces,

and knowing how their brains'll taste by the fear that's in their eyes.

So if you don't mind my saying, I see you're out of ammo cases.

For a taste of your kidneys I'll give you some advice.

So I shed my kevlar armor and my kidney he did swallow.

Then he bit my leg again, like he did last night.

And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all aggression.

Said, if you're gonna hunt a zombie boy, ya got to learn to hunt 'em right.

You got to know where to shoot 'em, how to execute 'em,

know where to hide away and know when to run.

Don't ignite a zombie before it's been disabled.

There'll be time enough to burn 'em when the shootin's done.

Every zombie knows that the secret to surviving

is knowing where the humans live and finding some to eat.

'Cause every brain's for dinner and every brain's delicious,

and the best that you can hope for is a bullet to the cheek.

And when he'd finished moaning, he loosed a stream of vomit,

broke free of his chains, and took a bite of Pete.

And somewhere in the darkness, a soldier scored a headshot.

But then I started groaning—I found a face that I could eat.

You got to know where to shoot 'em, how to execute 'em,

know where to hide away and know when to run.

Don't ignite a zombie before it's been disabled.

There'll be time enough to burn 'em when the shootin's done.

You got to know where to shoot 'em, how to execute 'em,

know where to hide away and know when to run.

Don't ignite a zombie before it's been disabled.

There'll be time enough to burn 'em when the shootin's done.

The original version, so you can hear how badly I mangled Kenny's hit…

	Kenny Rogers - The Gambler
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