Be My Zombie

To the tune of Stand By Me, by Ben E. King

When your limbs are numb
And you've lost that spark
And you groan and are always quite hungry
No I won't run away
No I won't run away
It's not wrong, if you'll be my zombie

And snarling, snarling, be my zombie
Oh now be my zombie
Oh be my zombie, my zombie

If it's brains, that you feast upon
And you shamble and crawl
And your skin is all rotten and turns green
I won't fire, I won't fire
No I won't shoot you, dear
It's not wrong, if you'll be my zombie

And snarling, snarling, be my zombie
Oh now, be my zombie
Oh be my zombie, my zombie

So snarling, snarling, be my zombie
Oh now, be my zombie
Oh be now, my zombie, my zombie

When you're resurrected won't you be my zombie
Oh now, be my zombie
Oh won't you be my zombie, my zombie

I genuinely love this song, I have no snarky comment to add. It's a beautiful piece of art, and I probably shouldn't have made a zombie parody of it, but I did, so there.

Infected Zombie Bite

To the tune of Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band

Screen for pathogens with ultraviolet light

To diagnose infected zombie bites

My motto's always been; seal your hazmat tight

Their contagion's much stronger than your leukocytes

Can't make antibodies to defeat this viral strain

Everyone afflicted becomes violent—tries to eat my brain

Thinkin' up ways to cure this septic blight

Preventing the transmittal of the zombie bite

Quarantine the combat zone after the firefight

And the epidemic of undead begins subsiding

Injured in the fight, infected zombie bite

Infected zombie bite

Infected zombie bite

Study wind-shift patterns at the outbreak site

Epidemiology is what will stem this undead tide

But the corpses start attackin' and I'm in a plight

'Cause the outcome of the battle is a zombie bite

Injured in the fight, infected zombie bite

Infected zombie bite

Infected zombie bite

Please incinerate my body when my corpse is found

Flee, get back to the chopper 'fore the sun goes down

Thinkin' up ways to cure this septic blight

Preventing the transmittal of the zombie bite

Quarantine the combat zone after the firefight

And the epidemic of undead begins subsiding

Injured in the fight, infected zombie bite

Infected zombie bite

Infected zombie bite

Infected zombie bite

Infected zombie bite

Most of you kids only know this song from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. That's OK, it was an improvement on the original.

	Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight
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Hello Re-Animator

To the tune of Hello Operator by The White Stripes

Hello re-animator

Take me out this box of pine

Defy my creator

Shoot re-agent up my spine

A Miskatonic maker

Necro-animatic skill

Dead man'll walk an acre

Driven by the urge to kill

Arkham mortuary

Cut the flesh right from the bone

Extract of pituitary

Experiments no one condone

Why you killin' everybody

Secrets hide in an ancient tome

Why you killin' everybody

Before long you wind up alone

If The White Stripes were turned into zombies, would they have to sue Rob Zombie to change their name to "The White Zombies"?

	The White Stripes - Hello Operator
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Mr. Dead Guy

To the tune of Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra

[Radio announcer] Warning! Be on the lookout for zombies

I'm in this bunker, still alive

Paralyzed with fright

Have they stopped maimin'

Did their bodies rot away

How do we know

They won't come after us again, I pray

Done in if we misconstrue

The lack of screaming nightly

Search the city for the fiends

Form a committee

Mister dead guy might be lurking near his grave

Mister dead guy, we're searching high

And low to find a way

To survive—hopin' you're dead and gone

Mister dead guy, we're searching high

And low to find a way

To survive—hopin' you're dead and gone

They've gone without a single trace

To their final resting place

The devastation mister dead guy's

Caused is over, come on out

Resume your lives before the war

Mister dead guy, we're searching high

And low to find a way

To survive—hopin' you're dead and gone

Hey there, undead dudes

We hope that we're rid of you

And the way you bite and chew

Everybody's scared of you

Hey there, undead dudes

We hope that we're rid of you

And the way you bite and chew

Everybody's scared of you

Mister dead guy

Mister dead guy

Mister dead guy

Mister dead gave me a bite

He was hidden, came out tonight

Creepin' over, now our

Cities all a-smolder

Ate my mind and then shambled on his—and then shambled on his way

Mister dead guy, we're searching high

And low to find a way

To survive—hopin' you're dead and gone

Hey there, undead dudes

We hope that we're rid of you

And the way you bite and chew

Everybody's scared of you

Fact: Jeff Lynne co-wrote "Zombie Zoo" with Tom Petty…coincidence? I think not!

	- Mr. Blue Sky
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Runnin' From A Fiend

To the tune of Runnin' Down A Dream by Tom Petty

Well their skin was grey, they groaned so loud

Strapped my ammo on, I was survivin'

Tryin' to keep alive, me and Ben were hidin'

But to our dismay, they were undyin'

Yeah runnin' from a fiend

That never stops hunting me

Gonna be history, when he catches me and he feeds

I'm runnin' from a fiend

I felt so scared, like escaping was impossible

I'm so afraid, they'll eat my eyes

For 28 days, the horde was unstoppable

There were billions that lost their lives

Yeah runnin' from a fiend

That never stops hunting me

Gonna be history, when he catches me and he feeds

I'm runnin' from a fiend

They broke in, just after dark

Smashed the door down, ended our lives

We're zombies now, shamblin' with the horde

I'm eatin' who—ever I find

Yeah, hunger for some brains

It's the only thing I can think

Guts draggin' on the street, my skin's grey and I stink

Hunger for some brains

Tom Petty sings it his way, I sing it my way.

	Tom Petty - Running Down a Dream
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Attackin' Diane

To the tune of Jack & Diane by John Mellencamp

There's a zombie attackin' Diane

Some undead cat's come around, wanna eat her glands

His ugly face is one bad scar

Diane's combatin' zombies in her hotwired car

Suckin' out human brains, those hungry zombies

Diane cockin' her rifle's bolt

Camouflaged up in the trees

Zombie brains gettin' blown out

By a sniper unseen

Dribbles out the hole in his head

And rolls down his knees 

Groanin'

We're damned to respawn

Tryin' to kill the livin' by dawn

Groanin'

We're damned to respawn

Tryin' to kill the livin' by dawn, we walk on

Zombie falls down, lands face first on the pavement

Splits open his head, does a Tom Savini

Gotta plan, Diane, and escape the over-run city

Diane reloads and shoots another zombie

Zombies groanin'

We're damned to respawn

Tryin' to kill the livin' by dawn

We're damned to respawn

Tryin' to kill the livin' by dawn

Gotta shoot my Glock™

And reload

Find the proper frequency

On the ham radio

Hold your position as long as you can

Army's comin' 'round real soon

With munitions and men

We're damned to respawn

Tryin' to kill the livin' by dawn

We're damned to respawn

Tryin' to kill the livin' by dawn

There's a zombie attackin' Diane

Survivin' this apocalypse, best she can

"Cougar" had different connotations when John Mellencamp came out with this.

	John Cougar Mellencamp - Jack and Diane
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Never Tear You Apart

To the tune of Never Tear Us Apart by INXS

"Don't eat me"

What I heard from you

Don't want to kill you

Or chew your body parts

I

I was shambling

You were scared

Hunger subsided

And I will never tear you apart

I could eat

Oh, a thousand brains

But I won't bite you

You'll be fine, have no fears

Wanna hold you

Wanna be your guy

But I have no pulse

And you tell me "That won't fly"

I

I was shambling

You were scared

Hunger subsided

And I will never, ever tear you apart

I

I was shambling

You were scared

Hunger subsided

And I will never tear you apart

You

Tried to shoot me

I don't care

By love I'm guided

And I will never tear you apart

The zombie Michael Hutchence is coming for you and he's singing this version:

	Never Tear Us Apart - INXS.mp3
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Eat Them Alive

To the tune of Live and Let Die by Paul McCartney & Wings

When you were slain and your heart was a tasty snack

You tried to scream "Please let me live"

(and now you're dead, and now you're dead, and now you're dead)

But once the virus took over your cerebellum

Makes you revivify

Said "Eat them alive"

Eat them alive

Eat them alive

Eat them alive

What's a cerebrum taste like

When it's been bit into

You can't just go by smell

You gotta sample every last brain cell

You tried to scream "Please let me live"

(and now you're dead, and now you're dead, and now you're dead)

But once the virus took over your cerebellum

Makes you revivify

Said "Eat them alive"

Eat them alive

Eat them alive

Eat them alive

The version about James Bond in Haiti…

	Paul McCartney and Wings - Live & Let Die
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Precious Brains

To the tune of Separate Ways by Journey

Undead man

Ravenous ghoul, your flesh I will chew

Chew

Chew

Clawing out

Of the ground, I hunger for you

You

You

Becomin' hellspawn

When you revive

As walkin' carrion

Enjoy the ride

Death provides

Someday, death will claim you

Zombies will rend and maim you

With one taste of brain you'll

Shamble on

And eat their precious brains

If they ever burn you, 

Destroy and inter you

You know I'm still cursed to

Shamble on

And eat their precious brains

Dangling eye

Hanging from a nerve and a vein

Vein

Vein

Cannibal

Appetites no one can explain

Explain

Explain

I know that we're slow, but we are tough

Rending flesh from bone

Is gory stuff

Can't eat enough

Someday, death will claim you

Zombies will rend and maim you

With one taste of brain you'll

Shamble on

And eat their precious brains

If they ever burn you, 

Destroy and inter you

You know I'm still cursed to

Shamble on

And eat their precious brains

I still hunger girl

I'm really hungry girl

And if they ever burn you

Destroy and inter you

Brains

Brains

It's like Journey knew karaoke would happen and wanted to give us something cheesy and rockin' to sing…

	Journey - Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)
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The Putrid Germ

To the tune of The Passenger by Iggy Pop

I am the putrid germ

And I thrive and I thrive

I seep through a vicious flesh wound

I make the dead get up and rise

Yeah, they hunger with a hollow mind

You know you look like food tonight

I am the putrid germ

I infect the mass

I flow through the undead bite

I make the dead get up and fight

I put the hunger in your hollow mind

All I want is a rip in your hide

Everyone is food tonight

Singin' brains brains brains brains brains brains brains

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains

brains brains brains brains brains brains brains…brains

Cerebrovascular

We'll spread the putrid germ

We'll infect everybody in sight

Taste their pretty ripped insides

We'll fill the hunger in our hollow minds

We'll be undead, they'll feel our might

They will fall to us tonight

Oh, the putrid germ

How, how he thrives

Oh, the putrid germ

He thrives and he thrives

He seeps through your flesh wound

Where do you bleed?

He puts the hunger in a hollow mind

He makes the dead get up and writhe

He's secreted in your ripped insides

He hides inside winding intestines

And everyone is made of human meat

All of them were made for you to eat

Come and join the throng along with me

So let's take a bite of who's left alive

Singin' brains brains brains brains brains brains brains

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains

brains brains brains brains brains brains brains…brains

Oh, the putrid germ

He thrives and he thrives

He feasts on the underclass

He flows through the undead bite

He eats your skin then gnaws on eyes

He eats from hunger in a hollow mind

He eats whoever's to weak to fight

He eats everyone he can find

And all of them are yours to bite

And all of them are yours to bite

Oh, lets bite and bite and bite and bite

Singin' brains brains brains brains brains brains brains

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains

brains brains brains brains brains brains brains…brains

Iggy Pop sings it this way…

	Iggy Pop - I am a Passenger
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