Bohemian Radioactivity

To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody, by Queen

Corpses came to life

From radioactivity

Rifle at my side

Those zombies sure are hungry

Don't wanna die?

Look out for dead guys, and flee

They are cadavers, how can they follow me?

They keep shambling, oh no!

Shooting high, shooting low

Tell me why the corpse glows, will this radiation harm me?

Harm me…

Captain, they've killed my men

Can't fight what's already dead

Opened fire, then we fled

Captain, I emptied my gun

But they kept advancing on us anyway

Sergeant, oooooh

In the chopper we will fly

If we can find survivors filled with sorrow

Rescue them, rescue them, for those are your standing orders

Oh great, my leg is numb

Got bitten in the line

of duty, now it is my time

Shoot me in the head please, don't want to know

What it's like to hunger for you after death

Captain, oooooh (tell me why the corpse glows)

If I gotta die

My last wish is to not want to eat you all

[musical break]

I'd like a little sorbetto made of brain

amuse-bouche, amuse-bouche, he will peel you like a mango

My hunger is igniting, your flesh is now exciting me

George Romero, George Romero

George Romero, George Romero

George Romero, io sono deceduto-oh-ooh-ooh

I'm just a zombie, I am so hungry

He's just a zombie, and former military

Spare him your brains, for he finds them tasty!

See me run, I'm not slow, I do not move slow

Blasphemy! No! Zombies must move slow (he's not slow)

Blasphemy! Zombies must move slow (he's not slow)

Blasphemy! Zombies must move slow (he's not slow)

Zombies must move slow (he's not slow)

Zombies must move slow (oh no, oh no, I don't move slow)

Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, sloooow

Oh Zack Snyder, Oh Zack Snyder, why don't your zombies move slow?

Maximillian Brooks wrote a novel titled World War Z, War Z, War Z

So you think you can shoot me right between my eyes?

When I got bit you left me to revivify!

Heeeere's Johnny, can't do that to this zombie

Just want one bite, just want one bite outta you

Braa-ains

Braa-ains

My flesh is in tatters

Because I'm a zombie

My flesh is in tatters, and I'm always so hungry

Tell me why the corpse glows…

The original by Queen, hopefully Freddie Mercury won't rise up and track me down for this…