Monday, September 21, 2009

We're Craving Brains Again

To the tune of Here Comes The Rain Again by Eurythmics

We're craving brains again
Gnawing on your head, so savory
Gnawing on your head like a crude compulsion
I want to suck on your broken shin
I want to snack on ravaged wounds
I want to split open your noggin
And start feeding on you

So hungry, need your brains
For zombie food
Indeed your brains
Are zombie food
Need your brains
For zombie food

We're craving brains again
Gnawing on your head spasmodically
Tearing you apart like a crude compulsion
I want to chew on your broken shin
I want to drink from ravaged wounds
I want to split open your noggin
And start feeding on you

So hungry, need your brains
For zombie food
Indeed your brains
Are zombie food
Need your brains
For zombie food

So hungry, need your brains
For zombie food

We're craving brains again
Gnawing on your head, so savory
Gnawing on your head like a crude compulsion
(craving brains again, craving brains again)
I want to suck on your broken shin
I want to snack on ravaged wounds
I want to split open your noggin
And start feeding on you

True story: in 1989, the Eurythmics' career was eaten by zombies. Also, I have a thing for Annie Lennox.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Maybe I'll Eat Your Brain

To the tune of Baby I love Your Way by Peter Frampton

Skin pulled off upon your demise
And we're slurping the hemorrhage
Greedily I take another bite
Matter grey, is so pretty
We're zombie clichés, our hunger won't abate

Ooh maybe I'll eat your brain
Gonna kill you then eat your brain
Wanna make your skull my buffet

Human fears I'll dine upon his eye
Posthumous, he will arise
Hunt them down and then upon them dine, dine, dine
The population is in decline
We're zombie clichés, our hunger won't abate

Ooh maybe I'll eat your brain
Gonna kill you then eat your brain
Wanna make your skull my buffet

We're zombie clichés, our hunger won't abate

I sunk my bicuspid in your thighs
Gnawed up bones, chewed insides
Guts unraveled, intestines undone
It's a bit messy but appeasin'
We're zombie clichés, our hunger won't abate

Ooh maybe I'll eat your brain
Gonna kill you then eat your brain
Wanna make your skull my buffet

Ooh maybe I'll eat your brain

Did you think the album "Frampton Comes Alive" refers to a live concert? NO! It was about him coming back from the dead as a zombie. Yes, really. His album "Rise Up" had nothing to do with crawling out of a grave though.
Peter Frampton - Baby I Love Your Way (Acoustic)
Found at skreemr.com

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Re: Your Brains

No, I didn't do a zombie version of a zombie song, redundancy ain't my thing. But, in lieu of new posts this week, here's a funny video I put together a couple of Halloweens ago, set to the music of the talented Jonathan Coulton, who I will hopefully be able to see perform at PAX on Saturday.


Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Off this week, back from the dead on the 7th

Sorry folks, no new posts this week, I'll be back on Monday, Sept 7th with new material. If you're going to PAX, look for the guy in the Zombaritaville shirt!

In the meantime, enjoy this classic: Zombie Vs. Shark, from Lucio Fulci's Zombi 2.