To the tune of Hooked On A Feeling by B.J. Thomas (and made famous by Blue Swede)
My flesh won't stop peeling
Sloughs right off of me
Girl, time for your demise
'Cause I got a need
When I'm moldy
And I stalk the night
Movin' so slow
Filled with undead might…GRRAARGH!
I'm hooked on brain eating
I must keep on feeding
I'm insanely hungry
Got nowhere left to flee
Now we're gonna dine
It's her fault she's so tasty
Let's rip out her spine
It looks bad for you girl
All that blood and gore
You became our victim
Still, we're craving more
Our teeth sank right through the bone
Your shrieking muffled our groans
I'm hooked on brain eating
I must keep on feeding
I'm insanely hungry
Our teeth sank right through the bone
Your shrieking muffled our groans
I'm hooked on brain eating
I must keep on feeding
I'm insanely hungry
I would feel slightly less silly singing this version at karaoke than the original.
Down with the sickness?
Infect everyone and let
the devil sort 'em out!