Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Feast On Brains

To the tune of You're So Vain by Carly Simon

You limped in from the wasteland and so we fired a warning shot
Our men strategically hid just out of sight
Tryin' hard not to be caught
You had one eye in your sockets and you smelled of death and rot
And all the ghouls screamed, they're crazed by the hunger
Crazed by the hunger, they'd…

Feast on brains, gobble up as much as you can chew
Feast on brains,
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM
OM NOM, OM NOM

We hacked your severed limbs right off and you didn't even bleed
Well we shot at their heads but they were not scared
They just kept on approaching
But I stood my ground and as I died I watched the others flee
Now I'm so hungry, for guts in my gullet
Guts in my gullet, and I…

Feast on brains, gobble up as much as you can chew
Feast on brains,
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM
OM NOM, OM NOM

Now I'm so hungry, for guts in my gullet
Guts in my gullet, and I…

Feast on brains, gobble up as much as you can chew
Feast on brains,
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM
OM NOM, OM NOM

Well I shambled along with the zombie horde, joined in our hunger as one
Then we stormed the reinforced encampment
To eat the holdout remaining humans
Well we savored each bite as they died
And all the parts that remained
Moved and stood upright, they're infected zombies
Infected zombies, who…

Feast on brains, gobble up as much as you can chew
Feast on brains,
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM
OM NOM, OM NOM OM NOM

Feast on brains,
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM
OM NOM, OM NOM
Feast on brains,
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM
OM NOM, OM NOM

I don't know who the original is about, but this one is about a zombie.