New Zombie and Old Zombie

To the tune of Ebony And Ivory, by Paul McCartney (performed with Stevie Wonder)

New zombie and old zombie

Kill their victims with numb brutality

Bite by bite, fast and slow hordes crawl forth

With gore, on the screen

Quick or slow?

Do you prefer the classics or undead nouveau?

There is blood and gore, and lots of guns

We'll eat your head

The living dead just know hunger

Not a soul will survive, next show's ten forty-five

New zombie and old zombie

Kill their victims with numb brutality

Bite by bite, fast and slow hordes crawl forth

With gore, on the screen

New zombie, old zombie, munching on bloody human meat

New zombie, old zombie

Quick or slow?

Do you prefer Zack Snyder or George Romero?

There is blood and gore, and lots of guns

We'll eat your head

The living dead just know hunger

Not a soul will survive, next show's ten forty-five

New zombie and old zombie

Kill their victims with numb brutality

Bite by bite, fast and slow hordes crawl forth

With gore, on the screen

Bite by bite, fast and slow hordes crawl forth

With gore, on the screen

New zombie, old zombie, munching on bloody human meat…

Everyone knows that ebony and ivory ain't nuthin' compared to the color green…no, not money, fool! Zombies! The dead are all equal, regardless of race or class. Hope you had a good Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.