Tuesday, January 19, 2010

New Zombie and Old Zombie

To the tune of Ebony And Ivory, by Paul McCartney (performed with Stevie Wonder)

New zombie and old zombie
Kill their victims with numb brutality
Bite by bite, fast and slow hordes crawl forth
With gore, on the screen

Quick or slow?
Do you prefer the classics or undead nouveau?
There is blood and gore, and lots of guns
We'll eat your head
The living dead just know hunger
Not a soul will survive, next show's ten forty-five

New zombie and old zombie
Kill their victims with numb brutality
Bite by bite, fast and slow hordes crawl forth
With gore, on the screen

New zombie, old zombie, munching on bloody human meat
New zombie, old zombie

Quick or slow?
Do you prefer Zack Snyder or George Romero?
There is blood and gore, and lots of guns
We'll eat your head
The living dead just know hunger
Not a soul will survive, next show's ten forty-five

New zombie and old zombie
Kill their victims with numb brutality
Bite by bite, fast and slow hordes crawl forth
With gore, on the screen

Bite by bite, fast and slow hordes crawl forth
With gore, on the screen

New zombie, old zombie, munching on bloody human meat…

Everyone knows that ebony and ivory ain't nuthin' compared to the color green…no, not money, fool! Zombies! The dead are all equal, regardless of race or class. Hope you had a good Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Hooked On Brain Eating

To the tune of Hooked On A Feeling by B.J. Thomas (and made famous by Blue Swede)

My flesh won't stop peeling
Sloughs right off of me
Girl, time for your demise
'Cause I got a need

When I'm moldy
And I stalk the night
Movin' so slow
Filled with undead might…GRRAARGH!

I'm hooked on brain eating
I must keep on feeding
I'm insanely hungry

Got nowhere left to flee
Now we're gonna dine
It's her fault she's so tasty
Let's rip out her spine

It looks bad for you girl
All that blood and gore
You became our victim
Still, we're craving more

Our teeth sank right through the bone
Your shrieking muffled our groans

I'm hooked on brain eating
I must keep on feeding
I'm insanely hungry

Our teeth sank right through the bone
Your shrieking muffled our groans

I'm hooked on brain eating
I must keep on feeding
I'm insanely hungry

I would feel slightly less silly singing this version at karaoke than the original.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Feast On Brains

To the tune of You're So Vain by Carly Simon

You limped in from the wasteland and so we fired a warning shot
Our men strategically hid just out of sight
Tryin' hard not to be caught
You had one eye in your sockets and you smelled of death and rot
And all the ghouls screamed, they're crazed by the hunger
Crazed by the hunger, they'd…

Feast on brains, gobble up as much as you can chew
Feast on brains,
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM
OM NOM, OM NOM

We hacked your severed limbs right off and you didn't even bleed
Well we shot at their heads but they were not scared
They just kept on approaching
But I stood my ground and as I died I watched the others flee
Now I'm so hungry, for guts in my gullet
Guts in my gullet, and I…

Feast on brains, gobble up as much as you can chew
Feast on brains,
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM
OM NOM, OM NOM

Now I'm so hungry, for guts in my gullet
Guts in my gullet, and I…

Feast on brains, gobble up as much as you can chew
Feast on brains,
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM
OM NOM, OM NOM

Well I shambled along with the zombie horde, joined in our hunger as one
Then we stormed the reinforced encampment
To eat the holdout remaining humans
Well we savored each bite as they died
And all the parts that remained
Moved and stood upright, they're infected zombies
Infected zombies, who…

Feast on brains, gobble up as much as you can chew
Feast on brains,
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM
OM NOM, OM NOM OM NOM

Feast on brains,
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM
OM NOM, OM NOM
Feast on brains,
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM
OM NOM, OM NOM

I don't know who the original is about, but this one is about a zombie.