Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Infected Zombie Bite

To the tune of Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band

Screen for pathogens with ultraviolet light
To diagnose infected zombie bites
My motto's always been; seal your hazmat tight
Their contagion's much stronger than your leukocytes
Can't make antibodies to defeat this viral strain
Everyone afflicted becomes violent—tries to eat my brain

Thinkin' up ways to cure this septic blight
Preventing the transmittal of the zombie bite
Quarantine the combat zone after the firefight
And the epidemic of undead begins subsiding

Injured in the fight, infected zombie bite
Infected zombie bite
Infected zombie bite

Study wind-shift patterns at the outbreak site
Epidemiology is what will stem this undead tide
But the corpses start attackin' and I'm in a plight
'Cause the outcome of the battle is a zombie bite

Injured in the fight, infected zombie bite
Infected zombie bite
Infected zombie bite

Please incinerate my body when my corpse is found
Flee, get back to the chopper 'fore the sun goes down

Thinkin' up ways to cure this septic blight
Preventing the transmittal of the zombie bite
Quarantine the combat zone after the firefight
And the epidemic of undead begins subsiding

Injured in the fight, infected zombie bite
Infected zombie bite
Infected zombie bite

Infected zombie bite
Infected zombie bite

Most of you kids only know this song from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. That's OK, it was an improvement on the original.
Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight
Found at skreemr.com