Attackin' Diane

To the tune of Jack & Diane by John Mellencamp

There's a zombie attackin' Diane

Some undead cat's come around, wanna eat her glands

His ugly face is one bad scar

Diane's combatin' zombies in her hotwired car

Suckin' out human brains, those hungry zombies

Diane cockin' her rifle's bolt

Camouflaged up in the trees

Zombie brains gettin' blown out

By a sniper unseen

Dribbles out the hole in his head

And rolls down his knees 

Groanin'

We're damned to respawn

Tryin' to kill the livin' by dawn

Groanin'

We're damned to respawn

Tryin' to kill the livin' by dawn, we walk on

Zombie falls down, lands face first on the pavement

Splits open his head, does a Tom Savini

Gotta plan, Diane, and escape the over-run city

Diane reloads and shoots another zombie

Zombies groanin'

We're damned to respawn

Tryin' to kill the livin' by dawn

We're damned to respawn

Tryin' to kill the livin' by dawn

Gotta shoot my Glock™

And reload

Find the proper frequency

On the ham radio

Hold your position as long as you can

Army's comin' 'round real soon

With munitions and men

We're damned to respawn

Tryin' to kill the livin' by dawn

We're damned to respawn

Tryin' to kill the livin' by dawn

There's a zombie attackin' Diane

Survivin' this apocalypse, best she can

"Cougar" had different connotations when John Mellencamp came out with this.

	John Cougar Mellencamp - Jack and Diane
	Found at skreemr.com