To the tune of Ebony And Ivory, by Paul McCartney (performed with Stevie Wonder)
New zombie and old zombie
Kill their victims with numb brutality
Bite by bite, fast and slow hordes crawl forth
With gore, on the screen
Quick or slow?
Do you prefer the classics or undead nouveau?
There is blood and gore, and lots of guns
We'll eat your head
The living dead just know hunger
Not a soul will survive, next show's ten forty-five
New zombie and old zombie
Kill their victims with numb brutality
Bite by bite, fast and slow hordes crawl forth
With gore, on the screen
New zombie, old zombie, munching on bloody human meat
New zombie, old zombie
Quick or slow?
Do you prefer Zack Snyder or George Romero?
There is blood and gore, and lots of guns
We'll eat your head
The living dead just know hunger
Not a soul will survive, next show's ten forty-five
New zombie and old zombie
Kill their victims with numb brutality
Bite by bite, fast and slow hordes crawl forth
With gore, on the screen
Bite by bite, fast and slow hordes crawl forth
With gore, on the screen
New zombie, old zombie, munching on bloody human meat…
Everyone knows that ebony and ivory ain't nuthin' compared to the color green…no, not money, fool! Zombies! The dead are all equal, regardless of race or class. Hope you had a good Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.
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